SizziQ Lifestyle Brands – Founding Reader Edition

SizziQTM Lifestyle Brands, Inc.

How I’m Building SizziQ Lifestyle Brands, the First Blood-Sugar-Friendly Food & Comedy Platform & How You Can Own a Piece of It
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Special Early Founder Bonus — First 100 at $250+

The first 100 investors who contribute $250 or more receive an upgraded Early Founder Bonus package, in addition to standard investor perks:

  • Lifetime 15% discount at Steady Café & Comedy (replacing the standard 10% discount)
  • VIP access to Grand Opening events
  • Exclusive menu tasting invitations
  • Special “First 100” recognition on the Founder Wall

The 15% lifetime benefit is reserved exclusively for the first 100 investors at the $250+ level. All other investors retain the standard 10% lifetime discount beginning at $100+ (final details will be confirmed on the Wefunder offering page).

Early Founder Bonus – First 100 Investors

Early Founder Bonus for the first 100 investors ($250 minimum)

Read the STEADY book, understand the full vision, then decide later if you want to invest via Wefunder.

  • An inside look at how SizziQ™ Lifestyle Brands and Steady Café & Comedy are being built from the ground up.
  • A clear explanation of the concept, menu, locations, and growth roadmap for the brand.
  • Early access to follow our upcoming Wefunder community round when it opens.
  • Priority email updates as the first Steady Café & Comedy flagship moves toward launch.
  • Eligibility for Investor Perks: anyone who later invests at least $100 on Wefunder will receive a lifetime 10% discount at Steady Café & Comedy locations (subject to final terms on the Wefunder page).

Investor Discount

Investors who contribute at least $100 on Wefunder receive a lifetime 10% discount at Steady Café & Comedy (see final Wefunder terms).

Early Founder Package

The first 100 investors at $250+ receive the full Early Founder Bonus package, including a lifetime 15% discount and First 100 recognition.

Community Ownership

Our goal is to let everyday people, not just institutions, help launch SizziQ™ Lifestyle Brands and Steady.

Story First

The book lets you understand the full story and model first — then you can decide later if investing via Wefunder is right for you.

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Purchasing the book does not make you an investor and does not grant any equity, SAFE, or securities in SizziQ Lifestyle Brands, Inc. or Steady Café & Comedy, LLC. Any investment can only be made separately through our future Regulation CF offering on Wefunder, and will be governed solely by the terms and risks described in the official Form C and offering documents.

Investor perks such as lifetime discounts and Early Founder Bonuses are subject to the final terms and conditions that will be published on the Wefunder campaign page at launch.

This page does not constitute an offer to sell securities, nor a solicitation to buy securities. Any investment may only be made through the qualified funding portal and the associated SEC-qualified offering materials.

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